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March 17th, 2002, 11:31 PM
#41
Cozza
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[img/]"http://www.eroticapages.com/amateur-bbw-big-tits/bbw-picture-010.jpg"[img/]
The sort I want fucking on camera 
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March 18th, 2002, 12:59 AM
#42
Inactive Member
Well, its kinda depressing how this topic of porn has drawn more attention than most of the actual filmmaking questions. But personally, that is the genre I want to tackle last. And Cozza, why do you feel it so necessary to keep reassuring yourself of the fact that you love women? No one is accusing you of not.
And PS to Tim Callaghan: Nice.
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March 18th, 2002, 01:08 AM
#43
slide21
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Damn,
You British are sick mother fuckers. That's what I love about ya. And Tim, one word about your porn star girlfriend: DAMN!
And Despin is right, this dude ain't going to do a porn flick. And if he did, it sounds like he'd just fuck it up.
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March 18th, 2002, 04:26 AM
#44
Inactive Member
> with most porn movies, you learn great
> cinematography with shot composition etc.
you're kidding, right? I mean... LMFAO !!!
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March 18th, 2002, 09:45 AM
#45
Cozza
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Shut your fucking gob. I wouldn't fuck it up, I'd get a girl fucked up the butt but that's about it for fucking.
Just stop judging me when you ain't even seen my work, idiot.
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March 18th, 2002, 10:54 AM
#46
Senior Hostboard Member
Hey there.
"Shut your fucking gob. I wouldn't fuck it up, I'd get a girl fucked up the butt but that's about it for fucking."
Anyone else get the feeling this guy is about 11 years old.
"Just stop judging me when you ain't even seen my work, idiot."
Well show us your "work".
Despin out.
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March 18th, 2002, 10:57 AM
#47
Inactive Member
Is this gonna be you're first film cozza? Cos if it is I'd reconsider your genre.
Maybe you can make porn and maybe you cant, but regardless you'll get absolutly no respect from anyone for doing it. I mean doing dire zombie movies is one thing, but porn is the lowest of the low. Start out there and you can kiss your faint dreams of big screen directing goodbye.
Your trying to justify it, by saying you can work on your shot composition. Dude, you can work on your shot composition shooting an old lady crossing the road. You say you love women. Sounds like you're just sex obseesed. If you loved women you'd be writing good dramatic roles for them and not giving a fuck about the size of their tits. You'd care about talent.
I gotta say guys, funny or not this whole topic is making me a little sick. Mods complete lack of class surprises me. I thought he was one of the good guys.
Cozza I'm just giving you some advice ok? I know you won't listen but hey I had to try. This once great board is going down the tubes. I think Chance had the right idea.
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March 18th, 2002, 10:59 AM
#48
Inactive Member
You have got to be taking the piss.
How do you make a porno film?
"can you just DO one in your home"
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK!!!!
Boy, if you're having trouble getting a porno flick off the ground then you've got a whole world of graft ahead of you. and don't start getting abusive lickle fool, you're making yourself look small seen.
how do you make a porno.....bloody hell.
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March 18th, 2002, 11:33 AM
#49
Cozza
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Oh all of you can fuck off and shag each other you bastards. Thanks to Mods for all your help; I'll use it. Cheers, so I'll exclude you from that comment. The opening of this thread was to ask for tips on making a porno, not to get a load of aggro. Fuck you all, you're all here to give people who want to know advice a hard time.
Shit for brains. Wankers. I'll make it, you lot won't.
And for good, 'The End'.
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March 18th, 2002, 02:09 PM
#50
Inactive Member
Hmmm, stick around. Porn is porn, if people can't accept it, that's there problem. Like i've said in the past, you Cozza and I, and others alike who *like* porn, sex etc, with this post - are merely catering for those others who also like and want to talk about it.
As for the pics, I've zipped a few and you can find them here.
http://screen7.adventuredeveloper.co...rilx_small.zip
Stick around. You got it pretty easy considering I had the world against me for asking for some script ideas, lol.
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